Lumpy, Beanpole and Dirt

Lyrics: Barnes, Graham
Music: Barnes, Graham

Played by the David Nelson Band in February 2017 when Vince Herman was substituting for David.

Gonna build myself a mountain cabin home
Where the sky is just a bluer shade of blue
I got everything required
For the body, soul and mind
I got water, grub and crossword puzzles too

Don't call me up, 'cause I ain't got no phone
Find someone else to pick your little bones
If you got mail, you can return it
Just go ahead and burn it
Can't read it when you're calling all alone

Lumpy, beanpole and dirt
Don't get your feelings hurt
Buy me some wine
And some good old turpentine
And give yourself a healthy little squirt

The mountains can fall down imto the sea
The sea can turn itself to cherry wine
And when Satan's up in heaven
Shouting seven come eleven
I'll be back to hear you earn your little wine

Lumpy, beanpole and dirt
Don't you get your feelings hurt
Buy me some wine
And some good old turpentine
And give yourself a healthy little squirt

Gonna build myself a mountain cabin home
Where the sky is just a bluer shade of blue
I got everything required
For the body, soul and mind
I got water, grub and crossword puzzles too

Lumpy, beanpole and dirt
Don't get your feelings hurt
Buy me some wine
And some good old turpentine
And give yourself a healthy little squirt