Stone Ball

Lyrics: Thomas Jefferson Kaye
Music: Thomas Jefferson Kaye

Played by the New Riders of the Purple Sage in 2010. Thomas Jefferson Kaye was Johnny Markowski's father.

Trying to make it with the girls in my town
They look up at me like I'm some kind of clown
Checking bedroom windows, maybe I can get a peek
I get a bump on my chin
Sitting in my bedroom
Girly pictures on the wall
Whacking off, pretending I'm the lover of them all
Stone ball
Stone ball

Every night I'm walking up and down these city streets
Searching for the cool girl
Looking on the corner, digging in the candy store
I get [funky alley ho]
Sitting in my bedroom
Girly pictures on the wall
Whacking off, pretending I'm the lover of them all
Whacking off, pretending I'm the lover of them all
Whacking off, pretending I'm the lover of them all
Stone ball
Stone ball

Try to make it with all the girls in my tune
They look down on me like I'm some kind of hoon
Checking bedroom windows, maybe I can get a peek
I get a bump om my chin
Sitting in my bedroom
Girly pictures on the wall
Whacking off, pretending I'm the lover of them all
Sitting in my bedroom
Girly pictures on the wall
Whacking off, pretending I'm the lover of them all
Stone ball
Stone ball

Stone ball
Stone ball
Every night I'm walking up and down these city streets
Searching for the cool girl
Looking on the corner, digging in the candy store
I get [funky alley ho]
Sitting in my bedroom
Girly pictures on the wall
Whacking off, pretending I'm the lover of them all
Sitting in my bedroom
Girly pictures on the wall
Whacking off, pretending I'm the lover of them all
Stone ball
Stone ball

Whacking off
I keep whacking off
I keep whacking off
She got me whacking off
Been whacking off
Whacking off, pretending I'm the lover of them all
Whacking off
Whacking off

Sitting in my bedroom
Girly pictures on the wall
Whacking off, pretending I'm the lover of them all
Whacking off, pretending I'm the lover of them all