Lyrics: James Stevens
Music: Ivar Hagland
This was performed a few times by Bob Weir as a novelty or to pass the time while equipment problems were fixed.
Weir often only sang one or two verses - eg 26 December 1970, when he sang the first verse and the first two lines of the second verse below.
The most complete version I know of is from 7 September 1985, when Weir (I think with Phil Lesh support) attempted what might
have been the full version but couldn't remember it:
As I strolled out one evening, within a small cafe
A forty year old waitress to me these words did say
I see you are a logger, and not just a common bum
'Cause no one but a logger stirs his coffee with his thumb
My lover was a logger, but not like none today
If you'd pour whiskey on him, he'd eat a bale of hay
He came one night to see me ...
[forgets words]
[Garcia (?) in the background: are you going to play like this all day?]
[Weir spoken: well anyway, he comes over and sees his lady friend]
He held her close and kissed her, so hard he broke her jaw
So she could not speak to tell him, he forgot his mackinaw
He went sauntering off that evening at 48 below
La, la, la, at 48 below [forgetting words again]
The weather tried to freeze him, it tried it's very best
At 20 degrees below zero he buttoned up his vest
It froze clear down to China, it froze the stars above
At a gazillion degrees below zero, it froze her logger love
So now she works all evening [?] cafe
[at this point Weir gives up and says - "I can't remember the last verse, I'm getting out of here."]
Grateful Dead Recordings | ||||
Date | Album | |||
21 Oct 1971 | Dave's Picks Volume 3 | |||
25 Aug 1972 | Dave's Picks Volume 24 |
James Stevens (1892-1971) was born on a rented farm in Iowa. His "gypsy father" decided to roam, and his mother worked as a hired girl for $12 per month, so he was raised by his grandmother. At age 10 he was sent to live with relatives in Idaho where he learned to handle horses and cattle. He left home at age 15 to work with horses and mules on construction projects. He also worked in logging camps where late at night around the bunkhouse stove he listened to the lore of the woods and tall tales of Paul Bunyan.The nearest to an original version seems to be the following, from James Stevens' "Bunk Shanty Ballads and Tales" published in 1949:
He served in World War I in France and later developed an interest in books. He characterized himself as "a hobo laborer with wishful literary yearning," and became self-educated at public libraries, which he called "the poor man's universities." He settled in Portland, Oregon and began writing for H. L. Mencken's American Mercury magazine. One of his stories was about the mythical giant Paul Bunyan, which later evolved into a best-selling book.
By the end of his literary career Stevens had produced nine books and more than 250 stories and magazine articles. He became the dean of Northwest writers. He was also a protector of the Northwest forest industries and worked to preserve the rich heritage of the woods. In his later years he moved to Seattle. He retired in 1957 as public relations director for the West Coast Lumberman's Association, and died in Seattle at age 79 on Dec. 31, 1971.
As I set down one evening in a timber town cafeOther versions changed the lyrics slightly, for example altering "a six foot-seven waitress" into "a forty year old waitress" (which is what Bob Weir sang). This is what seems to have been the earliest recording, by Earl Robinson in 1947:
A six foot-seven waitress, to me these words did say
"I see you are a logger and not a common bum
For no one but a logger stirs his coffee with his thumb
"My lover was a logger, there's none like him today
If you'd sprinkle whisky on it, he'd eat a bale of hay
He never shaved the whiskers from off his horny hide
But he'd pound 'em in with a hammer, then bite 'em off inside
"My lover came to see me one freezing winter day
He held me in a fond embrace that broke three vertebrae
He kissed me when we parted so hard it broke my jaw
And I could not speak to tell him he'd forgot his mackinaw
"I watched my logger lover going through the snow
A-sauntering gaily homeward at forty eight below
The weather tried to freeze him, it tried it's level best
At a hundred degrees below zero, he buttoned up his vest
"It froze clean down to China, it froze to the stars above
At one thousand degrees below zero it froze my logger love
They tried in vain to thaw him and if you'll believe me, sir
They made him into ax blades to chop the Douglas fir
"That's how I lost my lover and to this caffay I come
And here I wait till someone stirs his coffee with his thumb
And then I tell my story of my love they could not thaw
Who kissed me when we parted so hard he broke my jaw"
As I sat down one evening, within a small cafe"Frozen Logger" was also recorded by The Weavers (1951), Odetta (1954), Cisco Houston (1954), Jimmie Rogers (1960), and many others.
A forty year old waitress to me these words did say
I see you are a logger, and not a common bum
For no one but a logger stirs his coffee with his thumb
My lover was a logger, there's none like him today
If you'd poured whiskey on it, he'd eat a bale of hay
He never shaved his whiskers from off his horny hide
But he drove them in with a hammer, and bit 'em off inside
My lover came to see me, on one freezing day
He held me in a fond embrace that broke three vertebrae
He kissed me when we parted, so hard he broke my jaw
I could not speak to tell him, he forgot his mackinaw
I saw my logger lover, sauntering through the snow
Going gaily homeward at forty-eight below
The weather tried to freeze him, it tried its level best
At one hundred degrees below zero, he buttoned up his vest
It froze clear down to China, it froze to the stars above
At one thousand degrees below zero, it froze my logger love
They tried in vain to thaw him, and if you'll believe me, sir
They made him into axeblades, to chop the Douglas fir
And so I lost my lover, to this cafe I come
And here I wait till someone stirs his coffee with his thumb